The Few Escorts Are Expensive

Not A Party City

San Miguel de Allende is barely a city.  With only 150,000 residents in Central Mexico, it’s neither a beach resort, a major port, a manufacturing hub or even the intersection of major highways.  Their fiestas celebrate history without being drunken orgies.   Without strip clubs, brothels, massage parlors or escort services, the independent escorts find themselves in high demand.  Prices are high, starting at around $1500 pesos and going up from there.   

How To Find the Escorts

More than half the independent escorts available in the city are listed in Mileroticos.  The best evidence that this is a tough city to get laid in comes from the “cam girl” ads.  They can be hard to identify because they offer things like “cum in my mouth” and “I do anal”.  What the ad doesn’t say is that she’s not in San Miguel de Allende.  These ads offer prices from $400 to $1000 pesos.  It’s not a bargain.  She’s in Timbuctoo or wherever and you watch her masturbate via a web address.  Worse, you have to give a credit card number before you can connect.  Why pay anything to masturbate, and expose your credit card to theft?

Setting Up Your Date

If you don’t speak Spanish, don’t give up.  You can have a bilingual taxi driver, waiter or bartender help you.  If you have patience, you can even do it yourself.  All the girls use Whatsapp.  You can translate the ad pages.  To respond, use a translation app.  We explain how all this works on Making An Appointment With An Escort Who Doesn’t Speak English.

Amateur Professionals

One nice thing about San Miguel de Allende is that many of the girls offering sexual services are not true prostitutes.  Many are students, working moms or naughty housewives.  That’s good because prostitutes fuck and amateurs make love.  For those of us who like a Girlfriend Experience (GFE), the amateurs offer the best of both worlds.  Unless the ad says “speaks English” you’ll need to speak Spanish to set up the cita (“date” or “appointment” in Spanish).  Be sure to ask how old the photos are, and what the hour includes.  If you want kissing and other GFE, this needs to be talked about before she arrives.  

Another city well-known for “amateur professionals” is Guadalajara.  Mazatlan also is a place where you may find that the girl you are paying for sex is your own exclusive escort.  She is cheaper than a wife, and the sex is better than with a real girlfriend.