Guadalajara; Sex is Always Close

Neighborhood Brothels

You’re on the right page.  There are massage parlors in Guadalajara, but they are called esteticas masculinas.  They are a combination beauty parlor, massage parlor and brothel.  (About the only thing they don’t do is strip on a pole.)  If you started with strip clubs and weren’t happy, you’re not alone.  Guadalajara can be one of the most confusing cities in Mexico to get laid.  But once you discover the esteticas, you’ll be like a fat kid who has unlimited access to fast food.  There’s probably one in your neighborhood.  

Hard to Find, No Signs

A typical estetica maculina is shown in the photo. It’s located at 979 Morelos, just off Ave. Juarez (one of the main GDL streets). You’ll not find them advertising in neon on the main roads, or even with much signage once you find the address.  Taxi drivers know where they are.  It’s like a speakeasy in the Roaring 20’s.  Ring the bell on the street.  Often there’s a slot in the door to keep kids and bums out.  You walk in, and anywhere from 1 to 10 girls will greet you.  You negotiate price, time and sex acts, though don’t be surprised if they offer one price, one program and stick to it.  It will all be in Spanish.  Maybe the taxi driver can come in and help you.  If not, use a translation app on your phone.  Then you will be taken to a private room with a massage bed and the action begins.

A Report From Smithers

Smithers (what a name) puts it succinctly when he says on the International Sex Guide ” My advice to anyone trying the esteticas is to find someone you have a good session with. If the second session is even better, you’ve got a solid squeeze for your time in GDL. If the second session is blah, keep on moving. There are plenty of esteticas.” Post after post from Guadalajara says the same thing. They’re everywhere. Being the second biggest metropolitan area in Mexico, Guadalajara is spread out over a wide area including Zapopan and Tlaquepaque. In border towns like Tijuana or tourist cities, it’s practical to put all the sex services, strip clubs, brothels, massage parlors and street prostitutes, in one area.  In Guadalajara, esteticas and strip clubs are spread out.

A Report From El Mojado

El Mojado (the Dark Man) writes in the International Sex Guide “There is a new place called “Dany’s”. Dany is not your average “madame”. She treats her workers as equals.  If you treat these women well and continue seeing them over time, you’ll be pleasantly surprised how well they will treat you! Anyway, Estetica Dany’s is on Avenida De La Paz #1561 between the streets of Enrique Diaz De Leon and Belgica. Take a taxi to “Restaurante Vegetariano” so you can avoid the taxi’s commission. A quickie, one “pop”.30 minutes with full service. 1 “pop”, costs $350 Pesos. 45 minutes with 1 “pop” costs $450 Pesos. And 1 full hour with 2 “pops” costs $800 pesos. I generally tip about 10%”. Thanks for the tip on the taxi, and the tip on tipping! A great tip for good service is $200 pesos in most of Mexico. The house gets at least half of your initial money. $200 pesos is like $10 USD. A tip like that nearly doubles what the girl gets.