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Your Escort Is Two Hours Away 

If you prefer doing business with a good escort service, you’re not alone.  Escort agencies thrive on repeat business.  In order to earn regular clients, an agency must provide a girl that looks like her photos, performs as advertised, and shows up more or less on time.  (Mexican girls are never on time.  They are also worth the wait!)  There are no such escort services in Ensenada.  You have to get a girl out of Tijuana.  Fortunately, there is a reputable escort service there; Adult Baja.   The owner is Sonia, a former escort who speaks both English and Spanish.  She will send you a girl.  That’s the good news.  The bad news is that Ensenada is a little over an hour from TJ.  Ann has to contact the girl, who has to return to her place, shower, dress and make up before she can even start the trip.  Two hours is optimistic.

Plan Ahead, Or Go With Another Option

If you are smart, experienced or both, maybe you are planning ahead for later in the day or even the next day.  But if you cannot wait, you need a Plan B.  Strip Clubs in Ensenada are fun, and all the girls are whore who want you to take them out of the club.  The advantage is that you get to meet the girl, establish chemistry and then close the deal.  The disadvantage is that it’s difficult to find out what services she’ll perform.  Ever tried to have a serious conversation in a Mexican Strip Club?  They are LOUD!  What are you going to do?  Scream at the top of your lungs “CAN I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS?”  Also, you’ll have to pay a salida.  That’s a “bar fine” that you pay to the club to take one of their money makers out of the club.  A typical bar fine is $1500 pesos.

Other Options

If it’s still daytime, you can try one of the massage parlors by the docks.  If you speak Spanish, you can try Mileroticos.  But if you don’t habla español, you’re going to need a translation app, Whatsapp and a lot of patience.  You can also hail a cab and hope he knows where to find a brothel.  Maybe 2 to 3 hours wait isn’t so bad after all.  Give Sonia at Adult Baja a call.