Strip Clubs on Cozumel

 How To Find Strip Clubs on Cozumel 

Don’t waste your time going online.  There’s no information.  Do what we do.  Whenever we are in a city in Mexico where we don’t know our way around, we ask a taxi driver.  You’re in luck on Cozumel.  In truly Mexican cities like Guadalajara, and even Mexico City, few taxistas speak English.  On Cozumel, almost all of them speak a little.  We recommend finding an English speaking taxi driver.  These guys always know where the girls are.  Be clear on what you want.  If you want an escort, tell him.  If you are with a group and want a strip club experience, say that.  Any driver will know where they are.
 

A Warning About Cartel Assholes

In Cancun and Playa del Carmen, the strip clubs have the worst reputation of any city in Mexico.  The reason is the cartels.  They own or control every club in Mexico.  That’s not different.  But in Quintana Roo (the Mexican state that includes Cancun, Playa del Carmen, Tulum, Cozumel and Isla Mujeres) their greed and bad attitudes have ruined every club that’s existed there for the past 20 years.  In other cities, strip clubs are fun places.  They are mostly for Mexicans, but foreigners are welcome.  Because Quintana Roo clubs are for tourists, cartel cunts figure it’s a good idea to rob, cheat and intimidate the clients.  They are thugs, not business people.  Maybe it’s different in Cozumel.  Your taxi driver will know.