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Some Strip Club Action

As we’ve said many times, you can take a City’s sexual temperature by visiting the strip clubs. How many do they support? Are the strip clubs well-appointed with beautiful girls and expensive private rooms, or cheap dives populated by nasty, low-class prostitutes ranging from 4 to 7 on the 10 Scale? Well, get ready for a curve ball. Chihuahua isn’t Durango. It has at least one strip club. The Bombay has been there for years. Other strip club names mentioned are Cartier, Snow Men, el Jaguar y El Jale. However, if reports are to be believed, you can’t get a Privado. (If you’re new, a Privado is 15 minute private dance in a room the size of a huge closet where the dancer of your choice sucks or fucks you behind a closed door. For a fee of course.) Gotta love Mexico.

 Dickens Strip Club

We thought Heisenberg died in the last episode of “Breaking Bad”, but the truth is he went to Chihuahua and gave us this report of the strip clubs. “We went to Dickens first and it was about 10 PM. No cover charge and non smoking. Only 15-20% of the tables were occupied. They have 3 poles on an oval yet weirdly curved table. There were about 15-16 strippers. The strippers were OK something like 4-6. They all lacked a good rack. But no fatties. They did had one good one around 8-9 but she was taken as soon as she came down of the pole. After spending some 2 hours over there, we went to Bombai. No cover charge and non smoking here as well.”

Bombai Strip Club

Heisenberg continues.  “Bombai was comparatively smaller then Dickens. Half the size may be. Half the strippers. Most of the strippers were in the 3-5 range. Most of them were fatties and poor racks. All together there were only like 8-10 strippers. There were 2 strippers that were better than the remaining and we asked them to join us. They were very friendly and even though they didn’t speak English they tried really hard to talk to us with broken words and signs. Fortunately my friend knew Spanish very well. They consumed 6 drinks in about 20 minutes. Drinks for them were 100 pesos and beers for us were also 100 pesos. Dance was 200 pesos but only lasted for 1 song.”

It’s Easy To Make a Stripper Your Escort

In conclusion, Heisenberg reports “We left at about 1 and went back to Dickens. The club was getting busy by this time. Almost 50% was filled up and some new girls had came in. I found a good one which was like 8-9 and bought her a drink. Fortunately she spoke a little English. After a while I took a dance with her at the same price of Bombai but she danced for 2 songs. Touching was OK but no extra action. At the end of her performance I asked for her number and she gave it to me.  She promised to fuck me good for $1500 pesos, one hour.”

Reduced Price, Excellent Hooker Sex

“I called her the next day and she agreed to come to my hotel for 1200 pesos. She told me she would come at 10 PM but then she changed it 9 later. But she was worth every penny. Offered her some beers as well. She was young (23 she told me) and was better than anyone I had before.” Not a bad report for a dead meth cook, Heisenberg.